Johnson isn’t a name that lends itself to any clever wordplay, unless you like lame entendres. My family name was apparently Tappenin (sp?) before coming to America. Why change that? It sounds cool. You can have a newlestter called “What’s Tappenin?”
There was a coach in my high school (or was it middle school? Too old to remember) with the last name of Ong. “Ong My Way.” “Ong My Own.” “What’s Going Ong?” See? So much better than Johnson.
There are news stories covering “how to talk to your children about Trump.” We have a president whose unsavory behavior needs to be explained. This is what America is in 2016.